Walmart Employee Fired 2-Hours After Being Hired Due To His Brilliant Comeback To A Customer

No one is a saint, we all try to be helpful to people, but when it seems whoever we are nice to turn out to be a rude asshole, our instincts are to lash right back. Well that was what a newly employed Walmart staff member did, and the resultant effect of his reaction was him fired from his new job.

This short story about a man who wouldn’t just sit there and be disrespected. It’s a story of how negativity no matter how small and insignificant it might be can spiral into a lot more negativity – if left unchecked.

The man narrates his story below…

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, mean-looking woman walked into the store with her two kids yelling obscenities all the way through the entrance.

The Conversation:

The Greeter:

Good Morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there, are they twins?

(of course, her children were two years apart, and while they share common features, they certainly didn’t look like each other).


The Woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins. Are you blind or stupid?”.

The Greeter:

“I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just can’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart”.

The Walmart manager flew into a rage as he fired him. Well, at least he now knows that he’s not suited for the customer care service.

And by the way, that rude customer got exactly what she deserved.

Guy setups fake ‘Casting Couch’ to see what adult stars will do to get a ‘Job’

The guy played a brillant role in the entire video and these adult models couldn’t understand that they were being pranked. The fun part is that the guy didn’t become an all out creep just to maintain the surprise part of the entire video.

It’s a fun way to spend time with adult stars without crossing the moral bounds. The video involved two girls and a guy. One of the girls definitely got pissed off at the end of the video as she couldn’t appreciate the interview being funny. The first girl, however took the prank positively and laughed about it.

The guy uploaded the video with a disclaimer that all of the models who appeared in the video were adult stars. The guy wrote: “These are real porn stars who think they are auditioning for a role in an adult film. I’m not a casting director… and I’ve never seen porn.”

That’s what we call a disclaimer!

Let’s check out the video

Artist Hilariously Illustrates Everyday Life With His Wife In 21 New Comics

Yehuda Adi Devir has already impressed us all with his witty and relatable illustrations about what it means to be in a relationship. Now he’s back with more drawings portraying the funny relationship dynamics between him and his wife Maya.

From complaining about (yet still tolerating) each other’s bad habits, to quiet intimate moments, that belong just for the two of them, the artist doesn’t shy away from portraying it all exactly how it is.

Each of us are sure to find a little bit of ourselves in these everyday situations, so scroll down and check out the pictures below.

#1 Her Hair Is Everywhere#2 After A Fight#3 Anniversary#4 Women Know Best#5 Street Biters#6 Nothing To Wear#7 Birthday Mornings#8 Mrs. Snuggles#9 I Can Stop Whenever I Want!#10 Safety First!#11 Her Magic Touch#12 New Cintiq#13 We Bought An Elliptical#14 Exhaustion#15 Mirror Mirror#16 L’chaim! Salute! Cheers!#17 When She’s Watching Game Of Thrones#18 Same Haircut Same Story#19 Smell Check#20 Happy Rosh Hashanah!#21 Beach Please!

19 Differences Between Men and Women!

Men and women have different goals, ambitions and for the most part different lifestyles. It is a good thing that we are as diverse as we are otherwise I don’t believe consider to spend our lives with someone that is an exact copy of ourselves.

Following are 22 pictures that take a funny twist on the differences that men and women share. Let’s have a laugh and maybe be you just might agree with one or two on the list.
We men do that as well, it’s just over looked.

Oh, have to bleep out this one.Yeah, I can’t even say that it isn’t true. Most of the time we don’t even wear pants till way after we have breakfast.

We are not good under preasure ok! but we still try.

Haha… boner.

Come on… you can’t say you don’t do this.

Hey, both are pretty creative you have to admit that.

My man!

Hmm…can’t say I haven’t done it.

A dude in this state deserves to get shot. I’m not joking, you come at me with you thing out I’m gonna shoot you.

All the angry ladies out there, we finally got it. Just give us a little more time and we promise that we’ll learn the language.

So, who has it worse?

Both guy and girls have to admit this is the truth.

Hey we both like to stuff our faces, just not with the same stuff.

Yep, sorry ladies. We suck at this.

You know what lady, I’ve never thought about that. that is so weird; what the heck does it mean to smell like House Music?

Dog gets approved for unemployment benefits

Michael Ryder had been approved for $360 every week in Michigan unemployment benefits — until the state

learned he’d been dogging it at the Detroit-area restaurant chain where he supposedly worked.

Ryder is a German Shepherd owned by attorney Michael Haddock on the other side of the state in Saugatuck.

Fox 5 News spoke to Haddock on Wednesday.  He confirmed he received a benefits letter addressed to “Michael Ryder” from Michigan’s Unemployment Insurance Agency. Haddock contacted the agency about the letter

The agency says its computer system sent the letter, but the claim later was flagged as suspicious and denied.

Investigations administrator Tim Kolar wrote in a tongue-in-cheek email that he knows “first-hand it is rare for ‘man’s best friend’ to contribute financially to the household and that will continue in this instance.”

Via: Associated Press

One armed girl’s hilarious dating profile has men everywhere falling in love

21-year-old Lauren from San Diego lost her arm in a moped accident. “I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road,” she told BuzzFeed. “I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off. I stayed conscious the whole time.”

Her life was saved by a police officer trained to apply a tourniquet. “I remember I asked the cop, ‘Hey, am I gonna die?’ and he said, ‘No, you’ll be fine,’”

Lauren’s life was changed forever, but she found a way to cope with her injury through humor. “For a while, I wasn’t okay with the jokes,” said Lauren. “But then I started telling the jokes, and it’s kind of helped.”

She started taking more and more pictures with her left shoulder in full view. For those who are confused, the top picture has been flipped horizontally. (We don’t know why Lauren decided to flip the image for her Tinder profile. She could have been sitting in a booth next to a mirror, or simply flipped the image in a photo editor before loading it online.)

Last week Lauren’s twisted sense of humor became an internet sensation when her Tinder profile went viral.

According to her profile, she’s a professional “arms dealer” who’s “hands down the best catch on tinder.”

“I got home pretty drunk, and I don’t remember typing it up really,” she said. “I just woke up to someone DM’ing me a Reddit post asking if it was me, and I was like damn, I guess it is.”

It doesn’t look like she’ll have much trouble finding a date anytime soon. Men everywhere have been swiping right and leaving comments on social media

Other’s reached out to Lauren thanking her for not hiding her injury.”I have never really hid it,” she said. “People don’t see that very often, so a lot of people DM me to tell me it’s really helpful to them, people who are also missing limbs or are disabled.”


“People always respond like, ‘Oh, I feel bad for laughing,’” she said. “And I’m like, ‘No! I think it’s funny…I made it!’”

What do you think? Would you swipe right for Lauren?

Drunk Russian Man Steals Tank And Crashes It Into Supermarket To Get More Wine

If you’ve ever seen those videos on YouTube of Russian people walking on ridiculously high scaffolding without any safety precautions, or bungee jumping off high rise buildings with a DIY rope, then you’ll know that doing extreme things seems to just run in their blood.

This, however, is more extreme than most. A man enduring Arctic temperatures in Murmansk, a city in northwest Russia, was desperate for a bottle of wine. We would be, if we had to deal with temperatures like that

What we probably wouldn’t do, however, is steal a snow-covered tank from a military training organisation and then ram-raid it into the side of a supermarket in order to steal said bottle.

But that’s exactly what an unidentified man did, smashing into a parked Daewoo car before planting the tank outside of a supermarket and grabbing a bottle of wine originating from the Crimea, an area that was annexed by Russian leader Vladimir Putin In 2014.

Quite how he got into the tank or turned it on we have no idea, as we imagine the Russian military don’t just leave the keys in the ignition, but who knows? It’s also quite impressive he managed to drive it and only smash one car (and a supermarket shopfront) in the process.

He then left the tank where it was and promptly ran off into the night but was quickly apprehended by police. Which ends this story on a bit of a damp squib, to be honest. The guy, who was apparently already drunk – you’d have to be wouldn’t you? – didn’t even get to enjoy his wine.

We don’t imagine he’ll be doing anything similar anytime soon. And even though we don’t condone his actions, we definitely admire his bravado. Because everybody’s done things they wish they hadn’t when they were, erm, tanked, this is probably as stupid (and amazing) as it gets.

Featured Image Credit: East2West

Women ask you to look at their chests in a PSA directed at all men

This satirical public service announcement is brought to you by women with a sense of humor.

It starts off like any other PSA until one of the speakers says in exasperation, “my breasts….are down here!”

“Do you think I’m wearing this bra because it’s comfortable?” she asks. “Sure there are times I want to be taken seriously,” she explains, but “those times I don’t wear this shirt!”

If you’re easily offended go ahead and skip this video. If you know how to take a joke you’re going to have an awesome time!