Squirrel Eats The Wrong Mushrooms, Gets Stoned And Goes On Epic Journey Through The Cosmos For Acorns

As a law-abiding member of society, I have definitely never been stoned (honest). However, a lot of people I know have, and they’ve recounted their dramatic experiences to me. One of these friends of mine actually got high after accidentally eating a pot brownie.

When cannabis is eaten, its effects are more potent, and this person experienced a phenomenon known as “greening out”. They reportedly felt paranoid, convinced that the other partygoers were going to kill them, before going into a spaced-out trance.

The effects of drugs vary from person to person, however, the smaller someone is, generally speaking, the greater the chances are that they will experience adverse effects. That’s why sane people never give drugs to animals. It’s a form of abuse.

So when a hungry squirrel accidentally ate magic mushrooms, the results were dramatic to say the least. It only takes a small amount of the drug to get an average-sized human stoned, and the squirrel was rendered almost completely incapacitated.

The stoned squirrel was found by a kindly dog walker who noticed that he was in some serious trouble. She initially assumed that the animal had been attacked, but it didn’t take her long to see the mushroom patch and work out what had happened.

People who have taken magic mushrooms have reported various side effects, but the number one effect of the natural drug is hallucinations. There have been no recorded fatalities associated with magic mushrooms, so the squirrel’s life wasn’t in danger.

But nothing could have prepared him for the accidental trip he was about to go on…

Magic mushrooms might be the third safest drug in the world, but if they are consumed in large quantities their side effects can be extreme to say the least. That’s why they are illegal in many countries including the United States.

The dog walker filmed the stoned squirrel and uploaded the footage to YouTube under the name Vet Wife.

“So the dogs and I were walking, and we found this little guy in the park,” she said. “At first, I thought he’d gotten attacked by a dog or something. He [tried] to stand up, and he [flopped] all over the place.”

“I saw that he had something in his mouth and realised [that] the b*gger’s been munching on mushrooms.”

“I’m not sure if those are poisonous or not, but they definitely got him in a tizzy. So I’m going to try and take him back.”

The woman tries to usher her dogs away from the stoned squirrel. When one of them gets close to it, the squirrel manages to stagger away, but he wasn’t able to get far. The stoned squirrel was terrified and confused. However, the dog soon gave up sniffing it.

“Yeah, he’s pretty stoned,” the woman says as the video ends.

You can watch the dramatic footage on YouTube here:

But it turns out that there are some animals which deliberately take psychedelic drugs. Dolphins, for example, have been known to squeeze puffer fish so that they can get high on their nerve toxins, putting them into a trance-like state.

We can only hope that this squirrel didn’t have a bad trip, and that he got the care he needed as he came down.

There’s no doubt that people will begin to speculate about that the squirrel saw on his trip. This is what I hope happened.

That, or he went on an epic journey through the cosmos for acorns.

Father Gets Revenge On Ungrateful Stepdaughter After She Broke His Heart At Her Wedding

Fathers have an important role to play on their daughter’s wedding day. It’s a chance for them to finally give away their little girl to another man by walking her down the aisle. Whilst this tradition isn’t for everyone, it’s still adhered to by many.

Because it’s customary for fathers to give away their daughters on their wedding day, many young women are given away by other important men in their lives if their biological father isn’t around – such as their brother, grandfather or stepfather.

Anonymous Redditor, godzilla_moon, took to the website to express his disdain after his girlfriend and stepdaughter did the unthinkable in the weeks leading up to his stepdaughter’s wedding – a wedding that he had shelled out tens of thousands of dollars to pay for.

“My stepdaughter will be getting married on August 3rd. The wedding planning has consumed most of her and her mother’s life (I say her mother because we aren’t married, though we’ve lived together for 10 years) for the past six months.

My stepdaughter graduated last December from university. I paid for her to go to college, though it was a state school it still ran $40K. She does not have a job and has been living with us for the duration of her college career and since her graduation. I also bought her a car to get back and forth from school when she finished high school.”

“From time to time her deadbeat father would pop into her life and she would fawn all over him. Although he has not contributed a cent to her education or paid any child support, though that is my girlfriend’s fault as c.s. was not part of the settlement, she still loves him and wants him in her life. He stays long enough to break her heart by skipping town and breaking some promise that he made her.”

It’s clear from godzilla_moon’s opening that he cares about his stepdaughter very deeply and has treated her like one of his own. However, when it came to her $40 – $50,000 wedding, the feeling wasn’t reciprocated.

 

Since godzilla_moon was paying for his stepdaughter’s lavish wedding, he had a few small requests in return. Requests that his girlfriend and stepdaughter seemed happy to honor – until their selfishness took over.

“The wedding venue holds 250 people max. I gave them a list of 20 people that I wanted invited, you know, since I was paying for everything. They told me that was no problem and they’d take care of it. So I let these people know they’d be getting an invite and they should save the date.

Saturday, I saw one of my friends on this list at the golf course and asked if he was coming. He told me that he wasn’t invited. He told me that he got an announcement, but not an invitation. He had it in his back seat (along with probably six months of mail) and showed it to me. Sure enough, it was just an announcement, and my name was nowhere on it. It had her dad’s name and her mom’s name and not mine.”

It’s easy to see why this guy was upset when this happened. Even if you have a well-paying job, you still have to work hard for your money, and yet this man was being taken for a ride by his girlfriend and stepdaughter.

If it hadn’t been for that accidental meeting on the golf course, he may not have found out that his guests hadn’t actually been invited until the wedding day itself.

“This led to a pretty big fight with my GF, as I found out that NONE of my list of twenty ‘made the cut’ for the final guest list because ‘250 people is very tight.’ I was pissed, but not a hell of a lot I could do because the important people in my life had already been offended. My GF said ‘if some people didn’t rsvp yes, I might be able to get a couple people in.’ But that is an ultimate slap in the face in my opinion. So I was boiling on Saturday.”

She’s obviously forgotten who’s paying for this wedding…

“Yesterday, we had a Sunday dinner with the future in-law’s family and us and a surprise guest, the ‘Real Dad.’ At this little dinner my stepdaughter announced that her ‘Real Dad’ was going to be able to make it to her wedding and that now he’d be able to give her away. This was greeted with a chorus of ‘Oh how great’ and ‘How wonderful’s.”

You’d have thought she’d have allowed both her father and stepfather to walk her down the aisle at the very least!

“I don’t think I have ever felt so angry and so disrespected. I was shaking. I took a few seconds to gather my composure, because I honestly wasn’t sure if I would cry or start throwing punches or both. Once I was sure I’d be able to speak I got up from my chair and said I’d like to make a toast. I can’t remember exactly what I said but the gist of it was this:

‘I’d like to make a toast.’ The sound of spoons against glasses ring in my years. ‘It has been my great pleasure to be a part of this family for the past ten years.’ Awe, how sweet. ‘At this point in my life I feel I owe a debt of gratitude to bride and groom, because they have opened my eyes to something very important.’ Confident smiles exchanged. ‘They have showed me that my position in this family is not what I once thought it was.’

And now a glimmer of confusion and shock begins to spread on the faces in the room. ‘Though I once thought of myself as the patriarch or godfather of the family, commanding great respect and sought out for help in times of need, it seems instead that I hold the position of an ATM, good for a stream of money, but not much else. As I have been replaced as host, both on the invitations and in the ceremony, I am resigning my financial duties as host to my successor, Real Dad. So cheers to the happy couple and the path they have chosen.’ I finished my drink. ‘You all can let yourselves out.’”

This guy is a complete savage. It just goes to show how pent-up rage eventually boils over!

“TLDR: You want your ‘REAL DAD’ to be on the invitation, to give you away and to sit at the head table, fine, your ‘REAL DAD’ can pay for everything too.”

“EDIT: June 9th 1:15 am. Girlfriend and Bride are now moved out. They are moving in with the groom. It was very hard not to be petty with some of the ‘belongings’ they took with them, but it’s done and I switched out the locks and now it’s time for a brew. I can’t believe how popular this story got, but I feel good to be given support by so many. If I find out what happens with the wedding, I will let you know, but I can’t guarantee that I will put in the effort to find out.

From what [I’’ve] heard they are trying to “scale things back” and get his parents to help out. GF burned bridges when I found out she tried to write herself a check on our joint account the day after the unpleasantness. By then I had already moved money, so I guess I’m a bigger ass than her, but I could feel it coming. That’s all. Thanks.”

What do you think of godzilla_moon’s actions? Should he have tried to calmly speak to his girlfriend before ending a long-term relationship so suddenly, or was he completely justified to walk away like he did?

The majority of Redditors were of the opinion that godzilla_moon did the right thing, and began to speculate about what would happen next. Relationships are built on mutual trust and respect, and these certainly didn’t exist in this man’s ‘family’.

Safety officer’s job at topless trampoline park is more difficult than most people imagine

Funny man Chris Dowd takes us deep inside the life of a professional topless trampoline coach and shows us that it’s harder than it looks.

Playing the role of Lars Larson, Dowd reveals that this profession is not to be taken lightly. These girls are serious athletes, and he is their coach.

In reality this little video was shot to raise awareness for breast cancer in men. That’s right, you can get breast cancer too.

The video is hilarious, but even if you don’t get the joke there’s plenty of eye candy to keep you occupied.

Source: www.americangg.net

Log Home With Wraparound Porch

If you are ready to build that beautiful log home you’ve been dreaming of for a while now, here an appealing design well worth considering. The Carson house has 1,207 square feet distributed on 2 floors (First Floor 860 sq ft and Second Floor 347).
The interesting part about this log home is the wraparound porch and windows all around which allows for a good view of the surrounding area with no obstruction, plus relaxing sitting area for quiet conversations.
The main floor has the master bedroom, while on the second one you can find a full size bath and bedroom. Storage facilities are to be found throughout, as well as another 2 bathrooms.
Overall, this is a well designed log home perfect for a couple with children.
The floor plans:

 

Via: Southland Log Homes

The New 2018 Shelby 1000

The new generation of the Shelby 1000 has arrived during SEMA week at Shelby American’s Las Vegas production facility as a 1,000-horsepower package available for any V8 Ford Mustang built from the 2015 model year on. The road-course-focused beast features track-tuned suspension, bodywork and brakes, plus a new supercharged V8.

The hotrod swaps the GT500’s stock V8 with a 5.2-liter engine mated with a 4.5-liter Whipple supercharger, a 90-degree crank and modified GT350 cylinder heads. It also gets a new high-flow fuel system, intercooler, upgraded manual transmission, electronic control unit and tuning. The body features a new front fascia, hood, front fenders, rockers, quarter-panels, rear diffuser, exhaust and widened front and rear track. Underneath is a fully adjustable coilover suspension, stronger spindles and hubs, hardened wheel studs, wider wheels and tires, and a Brembo braking system.

The previous-generation Shelby 1000, based on 2012 through 2014 model-year GT500s, was based on the 5.8-liter engine that made 1,200 horsepower, so the new version is actually less powerful. A spokesman tells Autoblog that the 5.8L is no longer available and that the output will be higher than 1,000 hp. Shelby also says the current-generation Mustang is more complicated than the previous platform, making the new Shelby 1000 an entirely different car.

“We do far more than just add horsepower and cosmetics to the Shelby 1000,” Vince Laviolette, Shelby American’s vice president of operations and head of development, said in a release. “We replace every major component to create the ultimate track machine. The result is a car that will slice through corners and blast down straights with amazing ease.”

Unlike the previous-generation Shelby 1000, which was offered in both street and off-road configurations, Shelby said it opted to make the new generation purely an emissions non-compliant track car. Prices begin around $170,000, not including the actual Ford Mustang GT. Only 50 per model year will be built, starting in the first quarter of 2018.

2018 EL CAMINO SS NEEDS YOUR APPROVAL

016 El Camino SS is on its way! Do you like it?
The new 2016 El Camino SS now is getting more attention from the people everywhere in the world. Who doesn’t need this 455 Horsepower hauler that is able to drift the back end around like Shakira? We are not sure what the cargo capacity is on a GM Alpha chassis, but we know that you could make it into a tarpolin lined cooler/hot tub.

Because the photo proof is simply a rendering with an unfamiliar source means that it could be some very bored photograph or maybe it could have some from the GM just to check the reaction. Because the advertisement on the internet has been insane for things like the gossiped Ford Bronco, and so many others, gives these companies an amazing feedback on if they should carry on with the project.
So, if you like this project, then let us and GM know that, and if you don’t like it, then comment on what they should change.

THIS FLU SEASON, CONSIDER WHISKEY OVER MODERN MEDICINE

Divorce Selfies Are A Thing Now

There’s a new trend going around among couples who have decided to call it quits. It involves taking a selfie once the divorce is final and the trend is gaining popularity on social media. Just look at all these smiling divorcing faces….